[Tinuviel of Denton]

Luthien, how about after I match yours, let's quit with the competition. I wouldn't want the BW to close this thread because of us.

Pippin to pine tree to Koko the gorilla to Puerto Rico

Pippin is a hobbit, hobbits are short, short is the opposite of long, long can refer to many things such as time or string or sentences or Round-Abouts ( [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ), time is a part of the space time continuum, the space-time continuum is an idea in several movies, movies are a form of entertainment, entertainment is not always a good thing, entertainment keeps people (especially three-year-olds) occupied, when people are occupied they don't get into trouble (unless of course they are occupied with trouble in the first place), when people get into trouble they have problems, questions in math are called problems (aptly, I would say), math is a vile creation of Morgoth, Morgoth used to be called Melkor, Melkor starts with an 'M,' the letter 'M' is the thirteenth letter of the alphabet, thirteen is sometimes by some people considered to be an unlucky number, personally, I think that luck and unluck are just made up words that don't mean anything, lsjldkfhjtlke is a made up word that doesn't mean anything, lsjldkfhjtlke was made by randomly hitting the keyboard (which I'm sure all of you who bother to read these things could tell), randomly hitting the keyboard is how I named one of the characters in one of the stories that I'm writing, the character is going to die at the end of the book (so of course I won't tell you which one it is so that I won't spoil the book if I ever do publish it), Thorin died at the end of The Hobbit, The Hobbit is one of my favorite books because it was written by John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, John Ronald Reuel Tolkien wrote the Silmarillion as well, I like the Silmarillion (in case you couldn't tell that from my name), I also like Beyond World's End (which book I STILL haven't finished reading), Beyond World's End is a good book, lots of books are good, some books aren't (like HP, don't shoot me Meela), books that aren't so good are not things that I prefer to spend my time reading, I spend a lot of time reading, I spend a lot of time on the Downs as well, the Downs is a cool site, there are a few other cool sites out there (I'm sure, not that I've found any [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ), the other cool sites out there have other stuff on them, other stuff isn't as cool as Tolkien's work, Tolkien's work is the reason that the Downs exist, the Downs are named after the Barrow-Downs in Fellowship of the Ring, the Barrow-Downs in the book were near the Old Forest, I am sure that there were pine trees somewhere in the Old Forest, pine trees are often used as Christmas trees, Christmas is far away ( [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] ), China ia far away from where I am, I am in Texas, Texas is Mordor (don't shoot me Arafangwen), Mordor is to the East in Middle-Earth, East is a direction, directions tell you which way to go, I'm not any good with directions (I get lost in the little town that I live in, well, it's not all that little, but I get lost very easily anyway), my best friend Zel Ladrona is good with directions which is why I take her along with me when I go places, Zel Ladrona writes books, her books are science fiction, science fiction is a branch of fantasy, fantasy is my favorite genre to read, reading is fun, writing is fun, but writing is also hard, rocks are hard, some buildings are made of rocks, those buildings are usually pretty old, old is a relative term (ie, what's old for an man would be young for an elf, etc), relativity is mostly what Einstein figured out (E=mc^2), Einstein was very smart, I have been told that I am very smart, I am not nearly as smart as Einstein, Einstein had very wild hair, Zeddiccus Z'ul Zorander in the Sword of Truth books has hair like Einstein's, Zedd eats all the time, he would eat dirt if someone would cook it for him, dirt doesn't taste good, dirt is brown, chocolate is brown, chocolate does taste good, chocolate melts at high tmeperatures, metal melts at much higher temperatures, swords are made out of metal, swords are weapons, knives are weapons, Reynion has four throwing knives, Reynion is a character of mine in The Fall of Greenwood the Great, Reynion is an elf (of course, as he's in that particular RPG), elves are immortal unless they die, they can only die by a wound or of grief, dying of grief is usually a literary term and no one really dies of grief, only Elves really do die of grief, Elves are very different from elfs, elfs are stupid little things that some people think are really elves but they're not, I tell this to people when they make the mistake of calling Elves elfs, I also lecture people who don't recognize my Gollum imitation (poor fellow. I told him the whole story from the Ainulindale to the War of the Ring), when I do things like that I get strange looks, strange looks are fun to get, it is also fun to scare people with the depth of my Lord of the Rings obsession, I have made a lot of posts on the thread called "you know you're obsessed with lotr part 2," Luthien has made more posts than I have, I know some strange things about Luthien, I know a lot of things, one of the things I know is sign language, Koko the gorilla knows sign language, Koko the gorilla is black, black is my best friend's favorite color to wear, I like to wear blue (as in blue jeans), the sky is blue, the sky holds clouds, clouds gave me the idea for one of the ships I designed for Zel Ladrona's books, the ship is called Resolute, the ship has a personality programmed in, her personality is eternally three to five years old (actually, there is a logical reason behind that. If she was ordinary AI, she would take over the world, but as a child, she grows dependant on her pilot and won't try to take over the world. That's the theory, anyway.), this may make it where she won't take over the world, but it also makes her annoying (at least to most of the characters in the books), my little brother is annoying, sometimes I wish that I could send my little brother away across an ocean to a desert island, Puerto Rico is an island (though not a desert island).

Whew. That got a little sticky toward the end.

The White Hand to [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] to the color green to pipeweed