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[img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] to PJ (that should be easy) to Peter Benchley (without using the fact that they have the same first name) to Easterlings to Mirkwood
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Okay, here goes: [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] is a graemlin, I use graemlins, graemlin is hard to spell, spelling is not a fun subject, subjects are taught in school, school is in the fall, it is not fall right now, it is summer, summer is fun, fun is something you have when you're hyper, hyperness is good, hyperness can be induced by Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper is my favorite soft drink, I know two people who are addicted to Dr. Pepper, addictions are not good, there is only one addiction that I have that is good: A Lord of the Rings addiction, Lord of the Rings is a book, it is being made into three movies, movies have actors in them, they also have directors, some directors have cameos in their movies, Peter Jackson does cameos in his movies, Peter Jackson is a director, he is the director for The Lord of the Rings, The Lord of the Rings is cool, I just watched it (two hours ago), watching things is cool, some people watch other people, these people can be called stalkers, stalkers are bad, some people stalk celebrities, celebrities can be actors, actors are in movies, movies are watched on screens, a screen is what you have on your TV, screens are also on computers, if you are reading this you are currently looking at a screen, if you are not reading this chances are you are still looking at a screen, if you are not reading this you will not know what I am saying here, I am saying that wombats are cool, wombats are marsupials, marsupials live in New Zealand, LOTR was filmed in New Zealand, Australia is close to New Zealand, aborigines live in Australia, so do koalas, koala is a weird word, it sounds Hawaiian, Hawaii is a weird word, it also sounds Hawaiian, I've never been to Hawaii, I have been to Germany, I have no idea who Peter Benchley is, maybe he's from Germany, he could also be a marsupial, or he could be an actor, a marsupial-actor from Germany is a very weird thing, weird can be good, I am weird, my friends are weird, friends are people you spend time with, spending time with people is fun, people who don't spend time with other people can be called anti-social, being anti-social is sometimes fun, fun is basically the theme of this very long run-on sentence, my English teacher would kill me if she knew I was writing a run-on sentence of this magnitude, English teachers are crazy, especially when they come from England, that is an amusing thought, amusing thoughts are fun to have, I have a bike, I like to ride my bike, riding one's bike is a form of exercise, exercise is good for you, so is tofu, I hate tofu, tofu is gross, squid is gross, Boromir the Disco King eats squid, Boromir is a real name in Czech, I am half Czech, the Czech Republic is cool, books are cool, I love to read books, I also love to be on the internet, I am on the internet right now, I am also typing right now, I have to type an e-mail, e-mails are good things to get, food is also a good thing, Easterlings ate food, Brodda was an Easterling, Easterlings are bad, public school is bad, public schools are run my school districts, school districts are large areas that determine which school you go to, areas are places, a house is a place, I live in a house, some people live in apartments, apartments has the word "apart" in it, apart means seperate, seperately packaged candies are what you giveout on Halloween, Halloween is in October, October is the tenth month of the year, a year has 365.25 days in it, a week has seven days in it, there are about four weeks in a month, August is a month, today is the first of August, being the first of something is usually good, cake is good, I don't have any cake, I want some cake, cake helps when you are hungry, I am hungry, hunger comes when you haven't eaten anything in a while, eating is fun, playing the piano is fun, pianos are musical instruments, guitars are musical instruments too, I have a friend who plays the guitar, I also have a friend who plays the cello, my mom plays the cello, my mom has brown hair, I have brown hair, lots of people have brown hair, lots of people are probably getting sick of reading this, reading this probably takes a long time, this is getting pointless, it is good when things have a point, needles have points, so do knives, Aragorn has a knife, I really like Aragorn's knife, Legolas also has knives, Legolas is an elf, Luthien is an elf, I am Luthien, I wish I was an elf, I wish I could fly, flying in airplanes is fun, typing this is sort of fun, I am OK at typing, I am OK at doing this, I am better at being obssessed, everyone here is obssessed, everyone is a large number of people, 314159265358979 is a large number, it is also the first digits of pi, I have that memorized, therefore I am a nerd, nerds are cool, elves are cool, elves live in Mirkwood.
Whew! That was long. Is it long enough? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Tinuviel, I counted thirty-nine on your longest one. So exactly how long is it? Mine beat it anyway. I have 52 lines, not couted the last line, which is only one word and therefore doesn't count.
Okay, here's the new one (I always forget): Gimli to aspen leaves to dry cleaners to France to Amon Hen.
[ August 01, 2003: Message edited by: Luthien_ Tinuviel ]