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...anyone else think he should be shot?
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I do! Anyway, back on topic:
Mordor to tigers to Free Willy to Elves
Mordor is dark, dark can be good, anti-light can mean the same thing as dark, so can insufficient light, insufficient light is what happens when I am on the computer at night and don't turn on the lamp, I am on the computer at night right now, I do have the lamp on, though, lamps have lightbulbs in them, lightbulbs contain fillaments, fillaments are made of wire, wire is made of metal, metal is used to make swords, swords are awesome weapons, Aragorn has a sword, it's name is Anduril, swords that ave names are btter than swords that don't, swords are mentioned in poems, tigers are also mentioned in poems, students are forced to write poems in English class, forcing people to do things is not good, school attendance is forced, therefore school is not good, if school is not good then why do we go, people go to school in the winter, in some parts of the world it is cold in the winter, it is not cold in the winter in Texas, Texas almost never gets snow, it snows during the winter in some places, snow is frozen, water freezes too, the sea can freeze way up north, Free Willy lives in the sea, Free Willy is a whale with a weird name, weird names can be good, this one is not, names are given by your parents, your parents could name you "Myrtle" if they wanted to, Myrtle is a hobbit name, hobbits are cool, the coolest of them all is Sam Gamgee, Sam married Rosie Cotton, their daughter's name was Elanor, elanor is a flower that is golden, elanor grows in Lothlorien on Cerin Amroth, Cerin Amroth is a hill with trees on it, trees are awesome, ents are
not trees, ents are shepherds of trees, ents are old, Cirdan is old, Cirdan has a beard, this is weird because most elves don't have beards, Cirdan's beard is silver, silver is the color of the stars, elves love stars.
(Was using the word "elves" twice cheating?)
I got twenty lines! Hahahah! Now all I have to do is beat the record! (What is the record by the way, was it twenty?)