Food processers process food. Meat is food. Oliphaunts can be a source of meat. Oliphaunts have tusks. Tusks are ivory. Ivory is collectible. Playing cards are collectible (at least they are in my house).
Elrond to jogging bottoms to Gwaihir.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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