Cheez-its are small, orange, cheese-flavored snack crackers. The breakfast of champions!
Time machines-> Nurn-> Cheez-its
Time machines travel in time. Time heals all wounds. Neosporin heals all wounds. Neosporin starts with 'N'. Nurn starts with 'N'. Nurn rhymes with urn. Urns can hold stuff. Bowls can hold stuff. Sometimes bowls hold snacks. Cheez-its are snacks!
Okay, that one stank. Try this one.
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OK, which one of you wise guys bought Denethor a flame thrower?!?
I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I can tell a hawk from a handsaw.
GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!
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