Saurons parents were Zzar Nicholas and Zzaress Alexandra of Russia. the kids used to call him "You Yellow Bellied Forked Tounge Armpit" for the obvious reason; he had a yellow belly, a forked tounge, and he smelled like an armpit. When he got older he felt so dejected that he went to Yoga classes and became extremely flexible. He then disguised him self as dog and got back into Niddle Earth. You see, he smelled so bad he was exiled. Once back in Mordor he tried to rule the world, but failed.
Mithrandir means "Furry Toliet Seat" in Elvish.
To whom did the Palantir belong?
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The Few, the Proud, the Marines.
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