Pointy hats are very useful if you drop your sword, as you have a spare weapon on your head. It's also one of the criteria for getting into the wizard's club, and Gandalf, like all sensible people always gave in to peer pressure. That's why he left the Fellowship in Moria, the balrog was going "You don't want to hang out with these losers do you?" and Gandalf gave in and abandonned the rest of the Fellowship, cos the balrog was so much cooler.
What are the ingredients of the hobbit's favourite beer?
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