There's a lot of evil in this world. If you prefer to classify those evils, one simple word can be used to describe all of it: me
Location
The port of Mars, where Famine, Sword, and Fire, leash'd in like hounds, crouch for employment
Interests
The conquering (i.e.: pwnage) of Combatsylvania
Signature
"What mortal feels not awe/Nor trembles at our name,
Hearing our fate-appointed power sublime/Fixed by the eternal law.
For old our office, and our fame,"